I am so very glad I have a penis
it's more convenient than a vagina.
I can pee at the side of the road
From Alaska to South Carolina.
Penises are just so much cooler
than female genitals are.
Cause girls can't piss out of
the window of a moving car.
As sure as men are from Mars
and, women are from Venus.
As much as I adore vaginas,
it's so much handier to have a penis.