The Poet

The Poet

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Let's Beat Billy With A Stick

Let's beat Billy with a stick, until
he's as bloody as a chunk of chum.
We'll kick and punch and stomp him-
and, stick a firecracker up his bum.
We''ll snap all of his finger bones-
while we whistle a happy tune.
It'll give us something to pass the time
on such a boring, rainy afternoon.

1 comment:

  1. Oh my Gawd! I had forgotten this one. I remember typing it and having to stop after every line and dry my eyes. One of my favorites.